Why did the bannana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling very well
Where do cows go on a night out?
Too the mooovies
What did the balloon say to the
What did the carpet say to the floor?
Ive got you covered
What did the big chimney say to
the little chimney?
Your to old to smoke
What wobbles when it flies?
Whats yellow on the inside and green
on the outside?
A bannana disguised as a cucumber
Knock knock jokes
Knock knock Whos there
Lettuce in why dont you
Boo Boo hoo
Dont cry its only a joke
Nasty cold you've got there
Olive who Olive across the road