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Updated July 2009
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from Raphael, age 11, Malta
Teacher - I have 20 apples and I eat 17. What is left?
from Daniel, age 9, South Africa
from Nesha, age 11, Northern Ireland
girl: look it's a ladybird!
from Ronan 11 Hong Kong
from Katie, age 9, Australia
from Fabby, age 12, Philippines
Q: Why did the chicken
get cross with the road?
from Huda, age 11, Canada
Q: There was a cowboy
he went to a city he came on Friday stayed there for three days and then
left on Friday!!!
Three jokes from
Kristina, age 10, Puerto Rico, United States of America.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow's say moo, not who.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome pizza over, please!
Once there were three poor girls. They did not have any money. One day, a girl finds 20$. They all say they're rich, so they go shopping. One girl buys a ring, another buys shoes, and the last one buys earrings. Now they all have fancy items. They stand in the middle of a crowd. The first girl points at the floor and says "look a cockroach!" So everyone looks at her ring. The second one says "I'll squish it with my shoe." So everyone looks at her shoes. The last one says "you shouldn't be doing those things", while she shook her head so everyone looks at her earrings.
from Ariel, age 8, Singapore
Q: What are two things
you cannot have for breakfast?
from Tierney and Shelley, ages 12 and 13, United States of America
Tierney: Did you
hear about the two t.v. antennas that fell in love and got married?
from Tore, age 7,