Hey kids Updated September 2016
Please send me your best jokes to add to this page! How do you do that? Look at the yellow box on the right to find out.
Now read on... and get ready to laugh!!!
So I went to the binocular shop and I tell you what, they saw me comin’!
So this guy said to me, he said “Do you want to have a look at our stretchers?” and I said “No tanks, I don’t want to get carried away!”
from Yashika, age 11, U.S.A
Q. Pretend you are a bus driver
Answer. You are !
from Elyssa, age 11, Singapore
Q.How do you put an elephant inside the fridge?
from Leah, age 9, Ireland
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?????????????????
from Sofia, age 12, USA
Can February March?
from Itza, age 7, USA
Q: What do you call
a bear with no teeth?
from Elizabeth, age 10, England
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
from Molly, age 8, UK
customer: waiter waiter, there's a fly in
customer: what's this fly doing in my soup?!
waiter: i think its learning to swim, mam.
There was a dog,
... long pause
from John, age 11, USA
Q: Why do dogs fart?
A: If they don't they'll explode!
from Aeryn, age 7, USA
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!
Ruby, age 10, UK, has sent so
many jokes that I've made a separate page for
them all. See them here.
from Samarth, age 7, USA
there once was a man who said "i need a curtain for my computer". the shop keeper said "why for your computer?" the man said "because my computer has windows".
from Alexandra, age 10, England
Q. What did the elevator say to the other elevator?
A. I think im coming down with something!
from Shruthi, age 6, USA
there was a teacher and a boy the teacher asked the boy to name the four seasons. Salt peeper sugar and spice replied the boy
from Dan, age 10, Philippines
What did the organic tomato said to the GE
from Jessica, age 11, England
Q: What did the left eye say to the right
from Lenny, age 12, Philippines.
from Tadiwanashe, age 12, South Africa
The pin : I have a pain
What is the laziest mountain in the whole world?
mother says ''i'm in labour''
from Reana, age 9, UK
Servent: Sir I want to quit
the job because you dont trust me!
from Ella, age 8, New Zealand
Will you know me in a second?
from Derek, age 11, Scotland
You are so stupid you sit on the TV and watch the couch
from Lucas, age 12, UK
from Jasmin, age 9, UK
Q: why do
witches wear name tags?
from Shayan, age 8, Bangladesh
am a puppet
from shareenaz, age 9, Malaysia
Q. why did the banana went
to the doctor
from Johnathon, age 7, Australia
did the golfer where 2 pair of underpants
Johnathon adds, "it mite not be good enough but iam happy to sent it to you". Well I think it WAS good enough, don't you?
from Hillary, age 9, Japan
from Tom, age 15, Australia
Wat iz a spelling bee? Not me.
from Maia, age 11, UK
Polar Bear walked into a pub and said “I
would like a .............” and the bar man said "why the bigs
from Annika, age 8, Canada
Q: What is the opposite
of a triceratops ?
from Daniel, age 10, Honduras
Q: What do you call a female bug?
from Sebastian, age 9, U.S.A
Would you yell at me for something I didn’t
from Laura, age 10, New Zealand
once there where three boys poo,manners and
shut up they where riding
from Mish-al, age 9, Maldives
Q. Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
Q. Why did the vampire cross the road?
Why didn’t the chicken cross the
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the jungle?
from Thalya, age 12, Canada
What’s black and white and red all
from Sumayya, age9, India
Sorry Sumayya. I don't get this. Maybe it's just me !!????
from Elly, age 10, New Zealand
from Samantha, age 10, Scotland
A man went to the doctors and said doctor
doctor I have a strawberry on my head
didn’t the skeleton go to the
Q: Why did the pig cross the road?
from Brenda, age 11, U.S.A.
me: what is a teddy
bear, Is a teddy bear ,BUT its not a teddy bear?